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Post by Bevo on Mar 3, 2016 5:06:50 GMT
So....it has occurred to me that, different people have vastly different opinions about the definition of 1st, 2nd, 3rd base...etc.
Personally, I've always had a fairly basic standard:
1st = kissing
2nd = rubbing boobs
3rd = rubbing a crotch
Home Run = full blown sex.
I've recently learned the other people have different definitions....some including "outside clothes" vs "inside clothes".?? WTH??
It's juvenilesh, I admit.... But, can't the world agree on such basic terminology?
What is THE DEFINITION ??
The world needs to agree! :-)
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Post by GatorGrad on Mar 3, 2016 14:24:07 GMT
Your bases sound correct to me.
What do you mean by outside clothes?
Solid thread.
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Post by Bevo on Mar 3, 2016 14:29:14 GMT
Your bases sound correct to me. What do you mean by outside clothes? Solid thread.
A neighbor kid... (11) told me the other day that it's :
1st base = Phone number 2nd base = Facebook friend 3rdbase - Instagram connection 4th base = Snapchat photos.
:-(
Either he has a lot to learn, or... I'm GLAD I'm not a kid today. 
I thought this would be a nice change from politics... which, is home running us all!
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Post by Bevo on Mar 3, 2016 14:30:43 GMT
What do you mean by outside clothes? Petting, without skin contact... ie, through clothing.
Sheesh... That's not making to a base. That's incidental contact!
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Post by tigercpa on Mar 3, 2016 14:46:22 GMT
What do you mean by outside clothes? Petting, without skin contact... ie, through clothing.
Sheesh... That's not making to a base. That's incidental contact!
That's more like:
"False start on the offense, replay 1st down"
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Post by Bevo on Mar 3, 2016 15:22:54 GMT
did you know, there are YouTube videos that explain "The Bases"?
LOL. what a world we live in today.
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Post by Hero on Mar 3, 2016 22:10:48 GMT
What do you mean by outside clothes? Petting, without skin contact... ie, through clothing.
Sheesh... That's not making to a base. That's incidental contact!
Balk |
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Post by Hero on Mar 3, 2016 22:11:34 GMT
So....it has occurred to me that, different people have vastly different opinions about the definition of 1st, 2nd, 3rd base...etc. Personally, I've always had a fairly basic standard: 1st = kissing 2nd = rubbing boobs 3rd = rubbing a crotch Home Run = full blown sex. I've recently learned the other people have different definitions....some including "outside clothes" vs "inside clothes".?? WTH?? It's juvenilesh, I admit.... But, can't the world agree on such basic terminology? What is THE DEFINITION ?? The world needs to agree! :-) Sounds about right. |
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Post by Bevo on Mar 3, 2016 23:45:37 GMT
Today, I saw a very simplified version : 1) French 2) Feel 3) Finger 4) F$ck There's also a "Mormon Version".... Pretty funny |
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Post by Bevo on Mar 4, 2016 16:25:37 GMT
MORMON "Bases"
1) Engaging in hand to hand contact
2) Simple kiss on the cheek or forehead
3) Cuddling, hugging, or Spooning
4) French Kissing
Amazing that there are so many of them!!
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Post by Bevo on Mar 4, 2016 21:18:58 GMT
Today, I learned the source of much of the confusions...
Apparently, after the Presidency of Bill Clinton... there was an official effort to re-define "America's Favorite Pastime".... to the following:
1) Kissing 2) Heavy Petting 3) "Lewinsky" 4) SCORE!
This is the source of modern day confusion.
I think, I'll stick with the traditional definition.
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Post by doc on Mar 7, 2016 20:31:59 GMT
Your bases sound correct to me. What do you mean by outside clothes? Solid thread.
A neighbor kid... (11) told me the other day that it's :
1st base = Phone number 2nd base = Facebook friend 3rdbase - Instagram connection 4th base = Snapchat photos.
:-(
Either he has a lot to learn, or... I'm GLAD I'm not a kid today.
I thought this would be a nice change from politics... which, is home running us all!
Boy is this kid going to be pissed when he learns about the real bases....his mom probably told him the rules above.... |
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Post by Bevo on Mar 7, 2016 21:22:12 GMT
Boy is this kid going to be pissed when he learns about the real bases....his mom probably told him the rules above....
I was thinking, maybe... an evil older sister??
I wonder what the record time is for someone to round the bases ?
With my first real girlfriend, it took about 10 months! ugh.... maybe even longer... it was a SLOW process, filled with balks, foul balls, and instant replays.
I do recall one at bat, against a different pitcher, that went much faster... like, about 45 minutes... and, that time included a 20 minute ride in a car to my apartment!
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Post by doc on Mar 7, 2016 22:07:27 GMT
Boy is this kid going to be pissed when he learns about the real bases....his mom probably told him the rules above....
I was thinking, maybe... an evil older sister??
I wonder what the record time is for someone to round the bases ?
With my first real girlfriend, it took about 10 months! ugh.... maybe even longer... it was a SLOW process, filled with balks, foul balls, and instant replays.
I do recall one at bat, against a different pitcher, that went much faster... like, about 45 minutes... and, that time included a 20 minute ride in a car to my apartment!
I have a story that is one for the ages. It could never happen in this day, from the early 1980's before I met Mrs. Doc....it involves a park that closed at dark (and the time of the incident was 1:30 am), a park patrolman with a high beam flashlight and me and a young lady I had met earlier in the night. The flashlight beam was focused on my bare a$$ with me looking up at the patrolman and asking the brilliant question..."I guess we shouldn't be here?" He said..."The park closed at dark and it's now 1:30. I suggest you put your clothes on and finish this someplace else." We were both hammered, he walked us to our car and as I was getting in he whispered, "Good luck...you got more guts than I do, buddy!" |
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Post by Bevo on Mar 8, 2016 0:25:55 GMT
I have a story that is one for the ages. It could never happen in this day, from the early 1980's before I met Mrs. Doc....it involves a park that closed at dark (and the time of the incident was 1:30 am), a park patrolman with a high beam flashlight and me and a young lady I had met earlier in the night. The flashlight beam was focused on my bare a$$ with me looking up at the patrolman and asking the brilliant question..."I guess we shouldn't be here?" He said..."The park closed at dark and it's now 1:30. I suggest you put your clothes on and finish this someplace else." We were both hammered, he walked us to our car and as I was getting in he whispered, "Good luck...you got more guts than I do, buddy!" Lol. That is hilarious.... Sometime, in the middle of that 10 month conquest I mentioned, she and I were at the drive-in movie. It was cold, so we were under a blanket. Thank God! The windows were fogged up.... Things were progressing pretty well, by my standard. When, suddenly... There was a tapping at the window, and a light shining in. I rolled down the window.. I could barely make out the outline of a police officer. He asked for my license. I reached down to the floorboard to find my jeans.... Meanwhile, his light flashed over to my date's bare chest.... Covered partially by the blanket she was gripping in fear. I handed him my license.... He said, "Her's too". Oh CRAP! Who knows where her's is.... She found it, in her purse. Now... Understand, at this time.... I was 17, she was 16. In Texas, what we were doing was, technically, statutory rape. So, yea.... I was pretty scared. I was even MORE scared when I finally recognized who the cop was.... Seargant Ollie Falk. We lived in a small town. Officer Falk was a regular fishing buddy of my date's father. Jail was the LEAST of my worries !! i saw the recognition come over his face. He smiled, suggested we 'head on home'. We agreed, and did. If if he ever told her dad, I never heard about it. Growing up in a small town was pretty awesome. |
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