A few reasons why I loathe TTUN....

How do I hate TTUN? Let me count the ways.

I hate you to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach....



I hate you for your gawdy helmets...



I hate you for having a basketball player who played at North Carolina on your football uniforms...



I hate you for calling the color piss yellow, maize...



I hate you for that tremendously annoying fight song...



I hate you for your pompous and arrogant fans who revel in having the most wins in college football history even though you've been just fairly average since the turn of the century...You brag about leading the Ohio State/TTUN overall series but unless you're over 95 years old you've seen the Buckeyes win 'The Game' more often than your boys in piss yellow and blue....



I hate you for your smug, elitist attitude...



I hate you for the 1-3 record when I was an OSU student (1976-1979)...



I hate you for Jim Harbaugh and the guarantee...



I hate you for Jim Harbaugh, period...



I hate you for all the other coaches but truly enjoyed the Rich Rodriguez and Brady Hoke eras....



I hate you for Tom Brady....



I hate you for the ill-fated revenge tour...



I hate you for Desmond Howard and the pose...



I hate you for ruining undefeated/unbeaten seasons in 1969, 1973, 1993, 1995 and 1996...



I hate you for Tai Streets and the slip...



I hate you for Mike Hart...


I hate you for Kyle Kallis and his, 'There will be blood on the field' line...


I hate you for Denard Robinson...



I hate you for the Fab Five...



I hate you for taking players from Ohio and turning them into the enemy...



I hate you for the 60 year-old (or so) douche bag who got in my 9 year-old son's face at the 1997 game and yelled, "You're going down today you little pu$$y!" - a class act for sure.



I hate you for John Kolesar...



I hate you for Charles Woodson...



I hate you for Chris Perry who wound up being another wasted draft pick by the Bengals...



I hate you for breaking JT Barrett and Tom Skladany's legs...



I hate you for the Dontre Wilson episode...



I hate you for pu$$ing out last year and not playing The Game...



BUT...I love you for being such an easy target and I love you for being so easy to hate...I smile every time you lose. I look forward to all the camera shots of sad TTUN fans in the crowd suffering from another ass whipping. In reality I'm sure there are infinite reason's why I hate TTUN, I'm sure everyone has their own reasons. Feel free to list them if you like. I just never want to see them win. I want them to be miserable every weekend in the fall. I want to see another 365 days added to the 3,650 days since TTUN last beat Ohio State. It's been 10 years and I've enjoyed every second of it. I think Dean Wormer summed it up perfectly when he disgustingly proclaimed, 'I hate those guys.' Those are my sentiments exactly toward TTUN. GO BUCKS - let's make it 9 in a row!!!