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Post by Bevo on Jun 15, 2017 3:07:18 GMT
Late this morning, I flew on a tiny plane from Houston to Louisville (United, direct flight).
I was pretty late getting to the airport, and was very late heading to my gate. As I was walking down the hallway, a HOT young girl in jeans walked past me (even faster than me, and I was going pretty fast). I sped up a little, to keep a close eye on what looked to be a remarkable ass. :-) She was just wearing jeans.... But, wow. What jeans! They were the kind that LOOK old, but aren't. They were SO tight. And, this girl's legs were star athlete quality. You just don't see many people wearing jeans that fit like that.
As as we both approached the gate, I got a closer look at the rest of her. Chest was very nice, but not huge. Hair was dirty blonde, medium length.... Rather plain looking. I couldn't actually see much of her face, because she was wearing very large sunglasses. She boarded before me. I was delayed a little because of a problem with my boarding pass. So, when I got on, she was already seated.....in a "preferred seat" near the front. (No business section on this flight). As I walked past her, I took a casual glance at her bosom ... It was slightly freckled, but... In a nice way. I thought to myself, "you know, she looks a bit like Jennifer Lawrence". But, nah.... Couldn't be, right?
Never thought about her again till we landed. She waited until EVERYONE was off the plane before she got off. I was waiting in the ramp, for my bag. I assumed she had a bag too, and was just sitting until they were brought up. (I do that sometimes). But, no...when she did get off, she didn't stop for a bag... She just walked up the ramp...still wearing those sunglasses.
As luck would have it, my bag came quickly, and I was able to walk behind her for a while in the hall. I looked again: smallish shoulders, maybe 5'6 or 8 in height... She DID look like Jennifer. But, with the glasses, I couldn't be sure. She was talking on a cell phone and walking slower now. When she went in the restroom, I just kept walking and forgot all about it. I was about 90% sure it was Jennifer, but.... I kept thinking, "that's nuts... No way.' Almost said something to MamaBevo...but, didn't think it would be good to get into the, um, details of my identification techniques.
Just now, on the news? I saw that Jennifer Lawrence is hosting a movie premiere and fund raiser here in Louisville, TOMORROW! I'll be damned if that wasn't her... On the plane. About a month ago, she had a 'near miss" in a private plane. I guess she decided to try commercial. She fooled almost everyone. In hindsight, it should have been obvious... She wore the sunglasses all through the flight. That alone was weird.
She's smaller than I would have thought. But, VERY fit!
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Post by FLORIDA HERD FAN on Jun 15, 2017 3:30:30 GMT
90% sure that it was Jennifer Lawrence, and 100% sure that you are a dirty old man.
Welcome to the club.
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Post by Bevo on Jun 15, 2017 15:25:09 GMT
90% sure that it was Jennifer Lawrence, and 100% sure that you are a dirty old man. Welcome to the club. I simply try to enjoy the beauty of this world as much as I can, on a daily basis. Sometimes, that's wild flower, sometimes a painting, sometimes it's a spectacular ass in some great fitting jeans. :-) In retrospect, I'm about 99.9% sure it was her. I saw her on local TV this morning. Same hair, same look. |
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Post by doc on Jun 15, 2017 18:08:06 GMT
A couple things. A few years ago we were on vacation with just our kids, which doesn't happen very often anymore. Anymore we were at dinner and the topic of conversation got around to who we thought was hot. My wife has always liked Matthew McConnahay (I'm sure I'm spelling that wrong) and the kids asked me who I liked. At first I didn't answer because I figured my daughter would think I'm creepy, I said - well she's kind of young, and my wife said, 'It's OK - it's not like you're going to marry her' so I finally said - I think Jennifer Lawrence is pretty hot. My daughter said 'EEEEW, DAD!!!' I think they're the same age. Anyway, I'm somewhat jealous I wasn't on that plane!
Last summer I was riding my bike along the Loveland bike trail - it's a trail that extends about 50-60 miles along the Great Miami river and people are out there riding and walking all the time. As I was heading into Loveland I passed a couple of women who were walking along with their arms intertwined (at this point they had their backs to me). I usually turn around in Loveland and head back home (it's about a 25 mile round trip)so as I rode by them (and could see their faces)they looked very familiar. It didn't take long for me to realize that one looked like Ellen Page (certainly not hot like Jennifer but she is a movie star). I wondered, why would Ellen Page be walking on the Loveland bike trail. So when I got home I Googled her name and the top link was a story about her being in town to shoot a movie in Loveland. The other woman was her co-star, Kate Mara from House of Cards fame. Very strange. I have an even better George Clooney story.
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Post by Bevo on Jun 15, 2017 19:04:58 GMT
I figured my daughter would think I'm creepy, I said - well she's kind of young, and my wife said, 'It's OK - it's not like you're going to marry her' so I finally said - I think Jennifer Lawrence is pretty hot. My daughter said 'EEEEW, DAD!!!' I think they're the same age. She did look pretty young.... but, yes.. HOT. Good to LOOK at, but... a little creepy to be thinking about. ;-) It's just funny to me how differently people, and even THINGS look in person vs on TV or in movies. We just spent a day in NYC. Rode around in some subways. Now, I notice the NYC subway DIRECTION signs when I see commercials. We went to Rockefeller square... looks totally different now when I see the Today show set. And yes, Jennifer LOOKS so larger-than-life on the movie screen. More like a delicate young lady in person. One with a ROCK HARD ass.... juss sayin! |
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Post by doc on Jun 15, 2017 19:20:49 GMT
I figured my daughter would think I'm creepy, I said - well she's kind of young, and my wife said, 'It's OK - it's not like you're going to marry her' so I finally said - I think Jennifer Lawrence is pretty hot. My daughter said 'EEEEW, DAD!!!' I think they're the same age. And yes, Jennifer LOOKS so larger-than-life on the movie screen. More like a delicate young lady in person. One with a ROCK HARD ass.... juss sayin! The scenes where she's dancing with Bradley Cooper in Silver Linings Playbook show off that ROCK HARD ass pretty well!
So back in 2011 George Clooney shot the movie The Ides of March in Cincinnati with quite a few scenes taking place on Xavier's campus. I had an event taking place at our basketball arena so I was heading over to meet with the catering staff. As I was heading for the entrance I noticed a group of about 6-8 people heading toward the doors and since 4 or 5 of them appeared to be hot women, being a gentleman I held the door for them. I also recognized one in the group as our PR person so I started talking with her as we were heading down the staircase. So I asked what she was up to and she said she was showing the group around campus because they were looking to film a movie here. She then kind of nodded and I looked over - I was standing next to George Clooney - I hadn't noticed him because I was checking out his companions. I said how you doing and he said fine, how are you. That was about it. So I went into the catering office and told the women I had just seen George Clooney and they took off running to see him - my meeting had to be rescheduled!
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Post by EvilVodka on Jun 16, 2017 12:53:37 GMT
Late this morning, I flew on a tiny plane from Houston to Louisville (United, direct flight). I was pretty late getting to the airport, and was very late heading to my gate. As I was walking down the hallway, a HOT young girl in jeans walked past me (even faster than me, and I was going pretty fast). I sped up a little, to keep a close eye on what looked to be a remarkable ass. :-) She was just wearing jeans.... But, wow. What jeans! They were the kind that LOOK old, but aren't. They were SO tight. And, this girl's legs were star athlete quality. You just don't see many people wearing jeans that fit like that. As as we both approached the gate, I got a closer look at the rest of her. Chest was very nice, but not huge. Hair was dirty blonde, medium length.... Rather plain looking. I couldn't actually see much of her face, because she was wearing very large sunglasses. She boarded before me. I was delayed a little because of a problem with my boarding pass. So, when I got on, she was already seated.....in a "preferred seat" near the front. (No business section on this flight). As I walked past her, I took a casual glance at her bosom ... It was slightly freckled, but... In a nice way. I thought to myself, "you know, she looks a bit like Jennifer Lawrence". But, nah.... Couldn't be, right? Never thought about her again till we landed. She waited until EVERYONE was off the plane before she got off. I was waiting in the ramp, for my bag. I assumed she had a bag too, and was just sitting until they were brought up. (I do that sometimes). But, no...when she did get off, she didn't stop for a bag... She just walked up the ramp...still wearing those sunglasses. As luck would have it, my bag came quickly, and I was able to walk behind her for a while in the hall. I looked again: smallish shoulders, maybe 5'6 or 8 in height... She DID look like Jennifer. But, with the glasses, I couldn't be sure. She was talking on a cell phone and walking slower now. When she went in the restroom, I just kept walking and forgot all about it. I was about 90% sure it was Jennifer, but.... I kept thinking, "that's nuts... No way.' Almost said something to MamaBevo...but, didn't think it would be good to get into the, um, details of my identification techniques. Just now, on the news? I saw that Jennifer Lawrence is hosting a movie premiere and fund raiser here in Louisville, TOMORROW! I'll be damned if that wasn't her... On the plane. About a month ago, she had a 'near miss" in a private plane. I guess she decided to try commercial. She fooled almost everyone. In hindsight, it should have been obvious... She wore the sunglasses all through the flight. That alone was weird. She's smaller than I would have thought. But, VERY fit! Very interesting Bevo....it was probably her! check this out: fraziermuseum.org/gala-ticket-jlf |
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Post by FLORIDA HERD FAN on Jun 16, 2017 20:33:05 GMT
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Post by Hero on Jun 17, 2017 0:00:55 GMT
Late this morning, I flew on a tiny plane from Houston to Louisville (United, direct flight). I was pretty late getting to the airport, and was very late heading to my gate. As I was walking down the hallway, a HOT young girl in jeans walked past me (even faster than me, and I was going pretty fast). I sped up a little, to keep a close eye on what looked to be a remarkable ass. :-) She was just wearing jeans.... But, wow. What jeans! They were the kind that LOOK old, but aren't. They were SO tight. And, this girl's legs were star athlete quality. You just don't see many people wearing jeans that fit like that. As as we both approached the gate, I got a closer look at the rest of her. Chest was very nice, but not huge. Hair was dirty blonde, medium length.... Rather plain looking. I couldn't actually see much of her face, because she was wearing very large sunglasses. She boarded before me. I was delayed a little because of a problem with my boarding pass. So, when I got on, she was already seated.....in a "preferred seat" near the front. (No business section on this flight). As I walked past her, I took a casual glance at her bosom ... It was slightly freckled, but... In a nice way. I thought to myself, "you know, she looks a bit like Jennifer Lawrence". But, nah.... Couldn't be, right? Never thought about her again till we landed. She waited until EVERYONE was off the plane before she got off. I was waiting in the ramp, for my bag. I assumed she had a bag too, and was just sitting until they were brought up. (I do that sometimes). But, no...when she did get off, she didn't stop for a bag... She just walked up the ramp...still wearing those sunglasses. As luck would have it, my bag came quickly, and I was able to walk behind her for a while in the hall. I looked again: smallish shoulders, maybe 5'6 or 8 in height... She DID look like Jennifer. But, with the glasses, I couldn't be sure. She was talking on a cell phone and walking slower now. When she went in the restroom, I just kept walking and forgot all about it. I was about 90% sure it was Jennifer, but.... I kept thinking, "that's nuts... No way.' Almost said something to MamaBevo...but, didn't think it would be good to get into the, um, details of my identification techniques. Just now, on the news? I saw that Jennifer Lawrence is hosting a movie premiere and fund raiser here in Louisville, TOMORROW! I'll be damned if that wasn't her... On the plane. About a month ago, she had a 'near miss" in a private plane. I guess she decided to try commercial. She fooled almost everyone. In hindsight, it should have been obvious... She wore the sunglasses all through the flight. That alone was weird. She's smaller than I would have thought. But, VERY fit! What a cool story. |
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Post by tigercpa on Jul 5, 2017 10:40:38 GMT
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Post by doc on Jul 5, 2017 12:39:25 GMT
Of course, I'm all for it! |
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Post by Bevo on Jul 5, 2017 13:01:43 GMT
If you've got it? Flaunt it! |
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Post by tigercpa on Jul 5, 2017 13:43:57 GMT
If you've got it? Flaunt it! Agreed.
There are more revealing photos of Ms. Lawrence across the interwebs...should a man's natural curiosity prevail upon him...including one that reveals the "Golden Palace of the Himalayas"...
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