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Post by Bevo on Jul 10, 2017 12:27:06 GMT
Here's something a little more interesting that "Muh Russians"....
Sixteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs Instead of Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
4. Dogs' parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them.
11. When you drop "a silent one", dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.
12. You can sterilize your dogs without their consent.
13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick them.
14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
And last, but not least:
16. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.
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Post by rupturedduck on Jul 10, 2017 12:41:48 GMT
Dog spelled backwards is GOD.,
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Post by FLORIDA HERD FAN on Jul 10, 2017 20:51:20 GMT
Like humans, dogs have a left gaze bias when looking at a human face, meaning that they will look left (at the right side of a person's face) and scan right. This gives dogs an ability, comparable to human ability, to not only recognize a human's face, but to also distinguish a human's emotions.
Dogs also understand what is means when a human points at something. Even a chimpanzee cannot understand pointing.
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Post by Hero on Jul 11, 2017 6:30:54 GMT
17.Lock your wife and dog in the trunk of your car and see which is happy when you return.
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Post by tigercpa on Jul 11, 2017 10:38:29 GMT
17.Lock your wife and dog in the trunk of your car and see which is happy when you return.
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Post by doc on Jul 11, 2017 13:01:17 GMT
18. My wife is potty trained and has the ability to do something with me that I think I'd get thrown in jail (and be considered an absolute freak)if I tried the same activity with a dog. That trumps the top 17 in my book!!!
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